kramergate:

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

(via casthegrump)

comicstore:

timmy turner: i wish every day was easter

wanda: you want jesus to die? is that what you want timmy?

cosmo: done

(via leonkennedybottomenergy-deactiv)

voulair:

me @ the stars: help me

(via spiderparkerboy)

incomparablyme:

when you’ve been around straight people for too long and you need some gayness

(via sweetestt-dispositionn)